Are Trump and Bibi the greatest duo since Fat Man and Little Boy?
Why Operation Midnight Hammer was a win for female empowerment.
Anti-capitalist terror sympathizer wins Dem primary.
Even woke freaks deserve love.
It’s Friday, June 27, 2025
Noble Don earns Nobel nod: America’s greatest president, Donald Trump, is the prohibitive frontrunner to win the Nobel Peace Prize after ending the 12-Day War with an overwhelming victory for the good guys. Some may try to argue otherwise, but they don’t know what the f— they’re doing. Do you understand that? Trump knows that true peace can only be achieved with big, beautiful bombs. That’s why he ordered a squadron of B-2 bombers to completely obliterate Iran’s nuclear facilities as part of Operation Midnight Hammer, an important first step toward achieving lasting peace in the region.
Doing what comes naturally, the liberal journalists at CNN, a failing media network, insinuated that the strikes had failed to achieve their objective. Turns out they don’t know what the f— they’re doing either. This is the same network that celebrated the “fiery but mostly peaceful protests” in 2020. Earlier this week, CNN’s Erin Burnett touted the “friendliness” of Iranians chanting “death to America” in the streets of Tehran.
The strikes were a stunning success, not only from a military perspective but also in the context of Trump’s unyielding commitment to female empowerment and inclusive equity. Despite the fact that women are notoriously inept behind the wheel of an automobile, Trump didn’t think twice about trusting a female B-2 pilot to carry out the daring strike and deliver a crippling blow to one of the most toxically masculine regimes on Earth.
The woke libs want us to believe that real feminism is about voting for Hillary Clinton and watching the WNBA. They’re wrong. Real feminism is the joy that fills the hearts of little girls across the country when they learn that someone who looked like them was responsible for pummeling our enemies into submission with 60,000 pounds of precision-guided American greatness.
Representation matters.
Blowing Up Barriers: Trump Cements Legacy as Champion of Women’s Empowerment
No one vibes until Daddy arrives: Trump is winning so hard even his fiercest opponents are sucking up to him. No one would accuse the president of being on great terms with NATO, but this week the cycling Dutch boy in charge of the alliance, Mark Rutte, applauded Trump’s effort to deliver peace through strength. “Daddy has to sometimes use strong language,” he said during a joint press conference with Trump, who said later when asked about Rutte’s comments: “He did it very affectionately. ‘Daddy, you’re my daddy.'”
Joe Biden’s secretary of state, Antony Blinken, praised the strikes on Iran’s nuclear facilities and tried to claim credit for helping to plan the operation. Even former speaker Nancy Pelosi defended Trump’s decision after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez called for his impeachment. Trump’s former 2016 rival, “Low Energy” Jeb Bush, said the strike on Iran was “an act of courage.” Trump, who previously described Jeb as a “sad and pathetic person” who was “an embarrassment to his family,” thanked the former governor for his support.
Alas, the Obama bros could not be swayed. They went ballistic after Trump bombed their friends in the Iranian regime, and have yet to calm down. We’re pretty sure Barack Obama is also upset, but mostly because his wife hates him.
Fact check: After announcing the strike on Iran, Trump praised the cooperation of Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu. “We worked as a team, like perhaps no team has ever worked before,” the president said.
Mostly true.
Ladies and gentleman, the Democrats: Zohran Mamdani, the radical leftist terrorist sympathizer and “defund the police” advocate, is poised to become the next mayor of New York City after defeating former governor Andrew Cuomo in the Democratic primary on Tuesday. Seriously, those were the best two options the party had to offer.
Mamdani recently defended the phrase, “globalize the intifada,” seen by many as a call to violence against Jews. One of his top aides is a fan of Luigi Mangione, the lunatic who gunned down a health care executive in Manhattan. That’s probably why Taylor Lorenz, the deranged left-wing journalist who has praised Mangione as a “morally good man,” announced on social media that she no longer planned to kill herself.
Spotted: Ella Emhoff, the weirdo stepdaughter of failed vice president Kamala Harris, at the Mamdani victory party.
Point: Obama bro Dan Pfeiffer said Democrats “have a lot to learn” from Mamdani’s campaign.
Counterpoint: Dean Phillips, the only Democrat who challenged Biden in the 2024 primary, disagreed. “Democrats wishing to lose the ’26 midterms should promote a 33-year-old socialist devoid of executive experience for mayor of America’s largest city and impeach a president who ended a tyrannical regime’s nuclear threat while achieving a cease fire days later,” he said.
Analysis: Democrats should definitely listen to Pfeiffer. They need to accept the fact that socialism and anti-Semitism are the future of the Democratic Party. Phillips was wrong about Biden being unfit for office in 2024, and he’s wrong now.
Crucial context: Cuomo has pierced nipples.
Perverts never prosper: Anthony Weiner, who was trying to mount (another) political comeback by running for city council in Manhattan, placed fourth in a five-candidate race.
Next on the chopping block: Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer, who may choose to retire rather than get humiliated by AOC in the 2028 Democratic primary.
We do know what the f— we’re doing, journalists claim: “Asking questions is literally our job. Demanding facts and answers, instead of just taking a president’s word for it,” CNN anchor Jake Tapper (est. annual salary: $7.5 million) said this week. He was explaining why the mainstream media refused to believe the White House aides who kept assuring them that Joe Biden was fit to serve as president.
Wait, no it wasn’t. The media did take Biden and his enablers at their word despite all evidence to the contrary. In fact, Tapper was lashing out at President Donald Trump for criticizing CNN’s shoddy reporting that cast doubt on the success of the U.S. airstrikes on Iran. He just wrote a best-selling book that revealed how journalists were often too afraid (or uninterested) to ask questions about Biden’s (readily obvious) cognitive decline.
Brian Stelter, aka “Humpty Dumpty,” soared to new heights of self-righteousness. “History is replete with proof that it’s imperative to ask for evidence of presidential assertions,” he preached. “It is necessary—and patriotic—to question official accounts; to wonder if the public is being misled; and to do so regardless of which party is in power.” Stelter was one of many journalists who eagerly embraced the absurd White House talking point about the dangers of “cheap fake” videos that “misleadingly” portrayed Biden as a demented old man bumbling around like an escaped nursing home patient.
Finally, some good news: The reaper’s scythe draws near at CNN. The liberal network’s overpaid “talent” are in for some deep cuts after its parent company announced plans to spin off its declining assets into a separate company.
Babe of the week: What do you think? (Apologies in advance.)
On a related note: Greta Thunberg, the 22-year-old child activist, has found herself a “man.” The happy couple were recently spotted taking a dip in Sicily before Greta set off on her ill-fated cruise to Gaza. He (or mostly likely “they”) looks as expected. Congratulations!
She stole my heart on stolen land: Even woke libs deserve love, right? Sean McElwee, the disgraced Democratic messaging guru who took millions from crypto fraudster Sam Bankman-Fried, got married earlier this month to vegan activist Rachel Atcheson, according to a New York Times report headlined, “Debate Is Their Love Language.” Subhead: “Rachel Atcheson intended to challenge Sean McElwee over political spending. Instead, they fell in love.”
Analysis: Gross. (But don’t worry, it gets worse.)
What they’re saying: “I’ve never been to a wedding like this,” said Stanley Wang, a regular attendee at the couple’s famous poker nights. (McElwee lost his job at the data firm he founded in 2022 amid allegations he was gambling on election outcomes.)
Fact check: You can say that again. What the f…
Crucial context: McElwee told journalist Ben Terris he was “not particularly emotional” after breaking off a previous relationship of seven years because he was looking forward to having a “hot boy summer” with his data buddy David Shor. The ex-girlfriend he broke up with recalled how, several weeks after they started dating, McElwee forced her to listen to the eulogy Ted Kennedy gave at his brother Robert Kennedy’s funeral in 1968.
Comey don’t play that: James Comey, the disgraced former FBI boss, wrote another shitty crime novel about federal prosecutors who save the world by locking up a bunch of MAGA “mouth breathers” consumed by hate. He says one of his goals in writing the book was to restore “kindness and decency” to the public square. Toward that end, Comey recently went on MSNBC and said that “one of the two political parties is—let me put it nicely—white supremacist adjacent, at a minimum.”
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